$199.50

When the croissants begin to get stale and it’s time to ride to the next bakery, you’ll be glad you’re in this kit.

The anatomical bib shorts are all-day comfortable and feature the super comfy Torino pad and silicone leg grippers. The cap is good for inclement weather as well as for shielding the eyes when trying to look like you are actually reading “Le Figaro.” Select the size garments you need here and hit the go button.

Further, the kit includes a Crashtag® of your choosing. Shown here is the Poseur Crashtag but you can select from dozens of designs at www.crashtag.me (after you place your order we’ll send you a prepaid coupon code for your Crashtag).

Also, we’ve built a replacement program in with this kit: If your top or bottom is ruined due to a “mishap” we will offer a replacement of the same item for 1/3 off the standard price. Email replace@elevengear.com to initiate. You’ll only have to send us your name and a photo of the article of clothing. This offer applies to kits purchased on or after 11 August 2016.

Everything is designed and fabricated in the USA. Comes with a gorgeous Elevengear sticker or tattoos for any purpose you deem appropriate. Or hell, inappropriate. Whatever. It’s yours now.

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